Batten down the hatches, run for cover the gobbiest, fiercest mare in the square is on her way back and this fan couldn't be more excited.
Kathleen Slater Moon from day one when I started watching EastEnders held my attention, her dirty laugh, her mean right hook, and her sharp tongue made me like and admire the fire in her belly. She's a take no prisoners kind of chick, but deep down there was a scared little girl who brought out the bitch to protect herself and those she holds dear to her heart.
Kat was abused by her uncle at age 13, gave birth to twins, and she didn't discover this fact until 2016 when she just so happened to return to the convent where she gave birth to Zoe and Dermot.
The Nun Sister Ruth tracked Kat down and told her the truth , Kat then screamed and yelled in typical Kat fashion, lost her father to a massive heart attack and went on a journey to locate her long lost son.
While in Ireland in the Spin off Kat and Alfie : Red Water , we the fans were lead to believe in the final installment that our fave bitch had met her maker.
But in the promo for EastEnders and numerous interviews we know that Jessie Wallace is returning to Albert Square with Avengance.
Is this another money making scheme for her Nan Mo , or does Kat have another agenda ? Yours truly is hoping for some massive three alarm fire to rip through Walford and rage like it has never raged before.
In the meantime a new Slater made her first appearance Hayley Slater who reminds me of a young Kat and I can't wait to see more of her .
Playing games with Martin to help Stacey with her custody case, and then she revealed herself to be Stacey's cousin " We're Slaters, we fight dirty when we have to ain't no shame in that"
Something told me that Kat was on the way lol, I could feel it coming lol. A rumble of excitement came over me.
And Nana Mo was true to form scamming the residents of Albert square all cause the old woman got herself in a spot of bother and owed money to someone.
No one can really be that stupid can they but leave it to Mo to cock things up and Kat yet again being the Avenging Angel. She showed up in the square via a black cab applied her lippy and then got out of the cab and realized that her friends and family think she's dead lol.
She uttered " What the hell " as she looked around and made her way to Stacey's where Jean spied her out the window .
I have never laughed so hard in all my life when Kat had snuck into Stacey's without making a noice and Jean uttered " Why don't you ask her she's stood right behind you"
Gillian Wright made me laugh so much , she really is comedy gold.
LOL absolutely bloody priceless it was , oh and lets not for get the chaos that ensued lol Kat had to hide in the pantry cause Ian showed up.
Ian is so full of himself he made a comment about how He fancied Kat lord have mercy I wouldn't wish that prat on anyone.
But then they ushered him out lol the next thing we fans saw were some thugs coming after Mo for the money she owes lol 5 grand.
But the girls came up with a plan they put Mo in the coffin in the living room which someone donated lol. and when the thugs were seen off lol, Kat told Stacey that the coffin should be nailed shut.
They refused to let her out of there lol , and she managed to fall out of there, the following scene was hilarious lol, Mick made a toast to Kat Slater May you rest in Peace..... then wham like a tsunami Kat l's presence made Mick spit his drink out and Kat said " Blimey has someone died?"
Then a bar brawl ensued and Kat and Stacey and Mo were in the thick of it, Kat's arm was shown grabbing Nan by the arm and dragging her outside.
A chair was thrown through the window and an ambulance arrived lol, Kat made a comment that she had a feeling they were going to have more nights out like this.
I love Jessie Wallace , she's one of the best actresses on the show and Lacey , Laila and Gillian made me laugh hysterically I was crying with laughter.
Welcome back ladies Oh how I have missed you all.
Here is a video i made dedicated to the Slater Women from East

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