Batten down the hatches, run for cover the gobbiest, fiercest mare in the square is on her way back and this fan couldn't be more excited. Kathleen Slater Moon from day one when I started watching EastEnders held my attention, her dirty laugh, her mean right hook, and her sharp tongue made me like and admire the fire in her belly. She's a take no prisoners kind of chick, but deep down there was a scared little girl who brought out the bitch to protect herself and those she holds dear to her heart. Kat was abused by her uncle at age 13, gave birth to twins, and she didn't discover this fact until 2016 when she just so happened to return to the convent where she gave birth to Zoe and Dermot. The Nun Sister Ruth tracked Kat down and told her the truth , Kat then screamed and yelled in typical Kat fashion, lost her father to a massive heart attack and went on a journey to locate her long lost son. While in Ireland in the Spin off Kat and Alfie : Red Water , we the fans were lead to believe in the final installment that our fave bitch had met her maker. But in the promo for EastEnders and numerous interviews we know that Jessie Wallace is returning to Albert Square with Avengance.
Is this another money making scheme for her Nan Mo , or does Kat have another agenda ? Yours truly is hoping for some massive three alarm fire to rip through Walford and rage like it has never raged before. In the meantime a new Slater made her first appearance Hayley Slater who reminds me of a young Kat and I can't wait to see more of her . Playing games with Martin to help Stacey with her custody case, and then she revealed herself to be Stacey's cousin " We're Slaters, we fight dirty when we have to ain't no shame in that" Something told me that Kat was on the way lol, I could feel it coming lol. A rumble of excitement came over me. And Nana Mo was true to form scamming the residents of Albert square all cause the old woman got herself in a spot of bother and owed money to someone. No one can really be that stupid can they but leave it to Mo to cock things up and Kat yet again being the Avenging Angel. She showed up in the square via a black cab applied her lippy and then got out of the cab and realized that her friends and family think she's dead lol. She uttered " What the hell " as she looked around and made her way to Stacey's where Jean spied her out the window . I have never laughed so hard in all my life when Kat had snuck into Stacey's without making a noice and Jean uttered " Why don't you ask her she's stood right behind you" Gillian Wright made me laugh so much , she really is comedy gold.
LOL absolutely bloody priceless it was , oh and lets not for get the chaos that ensued lol Kat had to hide in the pantry cause Ian showed up. Ian is so full of himself he made a comment about how He fancied Kat lord have mercy I wouldn't wish that prat on anyone. But then they ushered him out lol the next thing we fans saw were some thugs coming after Mo for the money she owes lol 5 grand. But the girls came up with a plan they put Mo in the coffin in the living room which someone donated lol. and when the thugs were seen off lol, Kat told Stacey that the coffin should be nailed shut. They refused to let her out of there lol , and she managed to fall out of there, the following scene was hilarious lol, Mick made a toast to Kat Slater May you rest in Peace..... then wham like a tsunami Kat l's presence made Mick spit his drink out and Kat said " Blimey has someone died?" Then a bar brawl ensued and Kat and Stacey and Mo were in the thick of it, Kat's arm was shown grabbing Nan by the arm and dragging her outside. A chair was thrown through the window and an ambulance arrived lol, Kat made a comment that she had a feeling they were going to have more nights out like this. I love Jessie Wallace , she's one of the best actresses on the show and Lacey , Laila and Gillian made me laugh hysterically I was crying with laughter. Welcome back ladies Oh how I have missed you all. Here is a video i made dedicated to the Slater Women from East
Ahead of the return of my fave ball breaker Kat Slater Moon , is her Nana Mo Harris (played by Laila Morse). For many years I have loved the Slater women , I have laughed and shook my head and enjoyed their many adventures, and fights but the one member of their family I had a love/hate relationship with is their Nan. Mo is always looking for a fast way to make cash, ruin the girls nights by doing things they didn't expect her to do, and that's why she's like a noose around their necks most of the time. If Mo took a step back once in a while and thought " You know what, I shouldn't be doing this the girls will be furious with me" They wouldn't get so pissed at her in the first place. Mo's dealings with Fat Elvis to buy knock off gear for Kat and Stacey's stall, her eating the triffle Stacey made for a dinner at Bradley's parents house and generally being a pain in the ass with Kat shouting the odds all the time and telling her off both amused me and made me angry. In January 2016 Mo faced her biggest fight with Kat when Sister Ruth a nun at the convent Kat gave birth to two babies at came to visit Kat to tell her about her son. Kat was upset and Angry and Mo ran like a coward in the bathroom , to hide from Kat who was behaving like a heat seeking misile. And she was well within her rights to know the truth. Mo told her that Viv( Kat's mum) upon hearing that Kat had twins and one of them was a boy refused to take the boy , and Kat wasn't to know all of this was going down because she was having blackouts after giving birth to her babies. In scenes airing tomorrow March 16th Mo arrives back in Walford to make the announcement that Kat is dead. Which leads the friends and family of our beautiful , Vivacious, hell cat to raise money for some sort of scheme that Mo has cooked up. According to spoilers Kat shows up and she shocks everyone to announce she's not dead and she becomes angry with her Nan for the big lie she told, Mo better be quick on her feet this go around, because Kat will rip her apart if she doesn't come clean about why she's doing this. Either way I can't wait for Mo to make her first appearance in ages , All hail the Slaters, and Mo Harris you devil of a woman we fans can wait to see what you get up to lol. They say more Slater secrets are about to crop up , my one wish is that Declan the guy in RedWater wasn't Kat's son after all and that it was Sean who actually was. Whatever the outcome , I can see Mo winding up breaking down in tears after Kat had reamed her out again. They'll fight and they'll make up and that's why I love them so much. No matter what the crisis is , the Slater women stand together as one.
For all that's sane and holy , life in Port Charles and Albert Square is never dull is it? They both got crazy characters who walk around as if they own the place and everyone in it. Are allowed to use, abuse and cause havoc where ever they can. For the most part yours truly loves the drama , I love a good bad ass bitch and fella who can put the fear of god into you one minute, make you laugh and shake your head the next and pray that someone anyone with an ounce of fire in their blood will shake things up and put the evil prick in their place. But when a startling event like an earthquake affects a whole town , it can have devastating effects on everyone. For me I knew something was going to kick off when the kids had their party at the Floating Rib. And as for the sewage back up at Julian's well we can well imagine that it was not the fault of anyone but the start of the earthquake about to shake the very foundation of Port Charles. Very much like at earthquake Aidan Maguire has been able to manipulate, scare the life out of , terrorize the likes of Mick Carter, Vincent Hubbard and Phil Mitchell. These three hard men can't get their acts together to fight this old nutter. Which disgusts me to no end, I'd like for someone with a thirst for vengeance to go after this asshole, with no qualms in doing so. Perhaps a woman in stiletto heels, dark hair, green eyes , leopard print coat , and a personality bigger than the moon and the sun could rescue Walford and bury this asshole. Chance would be a fine thing, but I would really like for both shows to be rid of Jim Harvey and Aidan Maguire full stop. Jim is clearly a man with control issues, he's omitting the truth about something and frankly I can't stand his ass, I love Greg Evigan but seriously Jim should suffer the same fate as Aidan and even Pat Phelan on Corrie. Who came out on top , I'd say the earthquake is the most powerful force , it dies down eventually, the aftershocks might cause more damage , but at least its not a human being without any thoughts or feelings of compassion towards other. Instead, they spew hatred,, lies and disgusting behavior towards other people who don't deserve to be messed with. Yes villains are needed on these shows, I'll grant you that , but when grown assed men think they're as strong as a natural force of nature, they are kidding themselves. Its time Franco, Mick, Phil , Vincent and the people of Weatherfield rid themselves of the assholes who are causing them nothing but undue stress, bullying behavior that has made even the strongest man weak just makes me sick to my stomach. I can not wait for the end result when Aidan and Jim are either killed or arrested for their numerous tactics including bullying Stella , and selling drugs in the Queen Vic and Aidan's most recent ploy was to have gas poured in the pub. We all know he intended on setting the pub on fire , how far are GH and EastEnders willing to go before these pricks are finally caught out for their misdeeds and their cruelty towards others. Not soon enough in my opinion Until next time guys have a great day.
